1. Has it been all downhill since leaving BardCollege, or have there been some almost imperceptible bright spots across the bleak landscape that is anyone's post-Bard life?

Since leaving the clutches  of Bard Basketball the bright spots have been few and far in-between.  Although there was that one time when my cousin (who is also my brother-in-law) got drunk at a family outing and started telling everyone about my legendary year Bard.  There was also that time last year when my basketball team at Lyndon won their 7th game; that may have been due to the fact that all of my players at LSC had played high school basketball, but who knows?

2. Do people believe you when you say you were involved with the BardCollege program? How do you convince them that you decided to go from the crown jewel of the college basketball world to the wet piece of mud?

Convincing people that I was involved with the most respected program in College Basketball has been a struggle. Working with the great players in college basketball was rewarding but, how much help did Isak Mendes need improving his dribbling skills?  How much help did Walker Swain need with his jumper?  How much could I improve Dave Dash?s endless pursuit to shut down Webb Institutes scoring machines?  When I pondered these questions I just felt I could help players that were in desperate need of my basketball expertise.

3. Is the Raptor still  inside of you? If so, have you seen a doctor about this?

I will forever keep the Raptor inside of me; you never know when Coach Wood may need some assistance.

4. How do you keep up with all of the press attention that the Bard Raptors are receiving?

I've had to change my name to Dave Bliss, but look how far that got me!!!

5. Will the return of Family Guy to television help or hurt Coach Wood's recruiting?

Help!  How could it hurt?

6. Let's say you're in the middle of the forest, and you come across two owls. One is exactly eight inches taller than the other. Can you stop Adam Turner, or can you only hope to contain him?

Why was the toothbrush  invented in Hardwick, Vermont?  Because if it was invented anywhere else it would have been called the teethbrush.  The only person who could stop Adam Turner is Howard Megdal in his Superhuman Patrick Ewing jersey!

7. Vermont? I mean, come on! Vermont?

Annandale??

8. VERMONT????

Red Hook??

9. Ok, fine. Vermont.

Stevenson Gymnasium????

10. Vermont?

OK, you win!