| Faster than the following: 1. The Concorde 2. Superman 3. The amount of time it took my ex-girlfriend to return to sexual activity following the breakup 4. The amount of time before Michael Jackson considers a newborn "dateable" 5. A goat shot out of a cannon- a really good cannon, too 6. Johnson State's defense |
| Just how fast is Collin Orcutt? |