| Raptors Crush Blue Jays January 7, 2010 |
| The Bard Raptors treated the NYU-Poly Blue Jays like a crazed cat with a taste for blood, crushing the overmatched opponents in mind, body and spirit, 73-53 before a zealous Stevenson Gym crowd not quite as panicked as they should be about their Senior Projects. The Raptors dominated in every facet of the game, making sure that after several close calls, this game wouldn't be in doubt. Forrest Alvarez-Ringer led Bard with 13 points, while all-world point guard Justin White had 12 and "Arkansas' Pride" David Pollett had 11. Frank Stortini had 8 points and 16 rebounds, or more than half of NYU-Poly's 31. The Raptors raced out to a 40-21 lead, then managed a half of shooting so accurate that Annie Oakley reportedly came back from the dead to offer herself sexually to any Raptor player. Bard shot better than 60 percent in the second half from the field, 80 percet from three-point range. Following the game, the Raptors chose not to bend the Blue Jays over and spank them, at midcourt, one-by-one, fearing that the redundancy between the public flogging and the game would bore spectators. Bard next heads to Farmingdale State, with only an EPA investigation into the team's cruelty to Blue Jays standing as the one negative from Thursday's win. NYU-Poly, meanwhile, heads home to take stock of their shattered lives. |