| Raptormania! Radio Preview: Turner Calls For Open Attack, Imminent Doom of Vassar October 23, 2009 |
| Bard head coach Adam Turner sat down for an extended interview that touched on both present and future Bard dominance in the premiere episode of Raptormania! Radio. Among the items of note: Co-captain and sharpshooter extraordinaire Adam Shear will be ready to start the season. Co-captain David Polett is already in mid-season form with his shot, and has taken his intensity up a notch, Little Rock-style. In the spirit of his father the chef, all-world point guard Justin White is preparing a meal for opponents- but unlike his father's creations, Raptor foes won't like the taste. (The secret ingredient is whoop-ass.) Greg Gainey, like Bye Bye Birdie's Rose Alvarez, is from Allentown, PA, but is getting far better reviews. Forrest Alvarez-Ringer needs to cut down on his blocked shots, since his dominance is causing PTSD among opponents, leading to skyrocketing health care costs. And the move to the Liberty League means at least twice a year, Vassar's basketball team will feel as defeated as a Vassar alum asked to count to eleven. Listen to the whole interview here, and subscribe to Raptormania! Radio on ITunes there as well. |