Raptormania! Radio Preview:
Turner Calls For Open Attack,
Imminent Doom of Vassar
October 23, 2009
Bard head coach Adam Turner sat down for an
extended interview that touched on both present
and future Bard dominance in the premiere
episode of Raptormania! Radio.

Among the items of note:
Co-captain and sharpshooter extraordinaire
Adam Shear will be ready to start the season.
Co-captain David Polett is already in mid-season
form with his shot, and has taken his intensity up a
notch, Little Rock-style.
In the spirit of his father the chef, all-world point
guard Justin White is preparing a meal for
opponents- but unlike his father's creations,
Raptor foes won't like the taste. (The secret
ingredient is whoop-ass.)
Greg Gainey, like Bye Bye Birdie's Rose Alvarez,
is from Allentown, PA, but is getting far better
reviews.
Forrest Alvarez-Ringer needs to cut down on his
blocked shots, since his dominance is causing
PTSD among opponents, leading to skyrocketing
health care costs.
And the move to the Liberty League means at
least twice a year, Vassar's basketball team will
feel as defeated as a Vassar alum asked to count
to eleven.

Listen to the
whole interview here, and subscribe
to Raptormania! Radio on ITunes there as well.