| White Continues Rewriting Raptors' Record Book January 8, 2010 |
| Justin White continued to solidify his claim as the greatest player in Bard basketball history, shattering a pair of records and leaving opponents slack-jawed with awestruck wonder. White crossed the 1,500 point threshold this week en route to a 31-point performance against SUNY-Maritime, becoming just the second player in Bard history to do so. To put this in perspective, if each of White's 1,500 points were elephants, stacked atop one another, it would represent a rough estimate of the heights White's career has reached. White also broke Demitrius Washington's all-time record for three-point field goals made, and plans to repeatedly break his own record in every remaining game Bard plays this season. The reverberations from White's record-breaking are still being felt. In honor of his shooting from downtown, Red Hook, NY is planning to name its downtown area Whiteville, as soon as it builds a downtown area. Record books are also expected to be renamed "Justin Whites", much as tissues became known as "Kleenex". And the NCAA will take up a proposal to make every three-point line in the country white in Justin's honor, since it is universally acknowledged that he owns the area behind it. |